Bank Holiday Cleaning

Empty the kitchen bin
Take out the recycling
Wash up the dishes
Wash the kitchen floor
Dust the sitting room
Hoover the living room carpet
Sweep the stairs
Hoover the hallway
Empty the cat’s litter tray
Wash the bathroom floor
Clean the bathroom sink
Clean all the sinks
Hoover all the carpets
Wash up all the dishes
Dust all the surfaces
Clean the all windows
Empty all the bins
Wash all the floors
Scrub the whole house
Defrost the fridge
Wash the walls
Clean the door handles
Polish the bins
Lick the skirting boards
Paint the windows
Sweep the hoover
Hoover the cat

Pile everything  in my bedroom
And shut the door.