New-Age Bullshit Generator

I found this a while ago on the internet and want to share it in my picking from the internet file

New-Age Bullshit Generator

Below is an example of what this cosmic programme can do:
“We live, we self-actualize, we are reborn.
We exist as meridians. This life is nothing short of a maturing lightning bolt of pranic understanding.
We must learn how to lead unrestricted lives in the face of pain.
Through affirmations, our brains are enveloped in being. Acupuncture may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a colossal oasis of inspiration. As you vibrate, you will enter into infinite balance that transcends understanding…more…

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